dear bicyclists,

you can run red lights to your heart's content. (don't we all?) you can swerve hither and thither with no regard to hand signals. hand signals are gay anyway. i don't blame you. but stay the fuck off the sidewalk! you see that little lane there with the picture of the bike in it? that means you, nuts for brains. if you are going to break the law at least don't be a dick about it. when you come across people using the sidewalk for things like, say, walking (weighed down with bags of groceries, perhaps, perhaps not. it doesn't matter), at least have the decency to hop the curb. don't expect them to jump into bushes next to that pile of dog shit (another blog). i don't want to hear your bullshit little horn. and if i hear "on your left" one more time, i'm going to ball my fist and raise it neck level.

regards,

Q

p.s. your mama