america. f*ck yeah!

i've heard a lot of pissing and moaning about immigration lately. immigration has always been an issue, especially in TUSA (TUSA because i feel like "The" is really part of the name, not just united states but The United States. thank you very much.)

in the short history of our country, which immigrants we were against has always changed depending on who was coming in at the time, italians, irish, etc. these days it's the mexicans, or dirty mesicans as they are more commonly known, that need to get the fuck out.

the common argument, usually by european-americans (or cracker-ass crackers) is that these wet-backs need to go back where they came from. the only problem is, while this reasoning may have worked with italians, germans, chinese or even african-americans (in that case, igonoring the fact that we brought them here ourselves.), mexicans actually are americans. some of them actually coming from texas, arizona, california, etc. because all of those places, way up to wyoming (but who wants to live there anyway) were once mexico. so "go back where you came from" is actually what many of them are doing.

now a lot of my friends still living in california (except the ones that are mexicans) are going to complain about this. i can hear them now. "you don't live here anymore, what do you know." let me tell you what i know. i live in a city, founded two hundred years before mexico stopped being mexico, with very few mexicans at all. this is not the way to live. you cannot get a decent plate of tacos anywhere and it takes literally 6 months to get your house resided. have you ever heard of the big dig? that started when reagan was in office and is still going on now. you know why? no mexicans. and don't get me started on the $3 avocados.

so my point is, stop telling mexicans to go back where they came from. this is where they came from. and this is where you want them to be. because sure without them some whitey could do the job, but trust me, the mexican can do it better.

now some of you, maybe the mexicans, are going to say, "hey what about high paying jobs, why can't mexicans do those?" mexicans CAN do those, but the guy hiring for the position, he's going to hire his college roommate's son. and all his friends are white males, so y're screwed. and if you do happen to have a white friend who gets you one of those high-paying/high power jobs, you'll only be used to keep his own ass out of hot water. sorry.

now what is a gringo to do in these times? i think it's time we immigrate to mexico. vamos a la playa, mang!