Monday, July 02, 2007

i'm a millionaire!

this is what i plan to say wednesday night. or let's be honest, thursday morning because i'll be too busy celebrating my independence from the former evil empire with fireworks and our friend cool keith to play on the internets.

sunday i had a dream that i won the lottery. i took that as a sign that i should shell out the $20 for the super duper raffle ticket. it has a real name, but i'm not going to look it up. apparently though, the thing is a total flop and they've only sold about 1/3 or so tickets. your loss is my gain!

oh and btw, i also had a dream that we were hit by some pandemic disease that caused people to go wacko and try to hack me with butcher knives. i tried hacking them back, but this did nothing. i was, however, able to ward them off with polkadots. before i bore you too much with my dream talk, my point is, i sure hope i have time to spend my lotto winnings before the pandemic strikes.

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