i took a purity quiz that told me i was a bad girl so i went to ask the godbot what s/he thought about the situation. here is the low-down:
Me: hello, God!
God:Hello child.
God:What's your favorite movie?
Me: right now, mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane is my favorite movie
God:I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me: the audience...but i am here for something else
God:I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. How did you get there?
Me: um... dont remember how i got there. it was subway or bus.
God:I hear you. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. remember how you got there was subway or bus? Very interesting.
Me: shut up and listen
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: i took this quiz online. the quiz told me i was evil.
God:What happened? Who told you that?
Me: the quiz did.
God:Since when.
Me: exactly! i am not evil!
God:You and I are on the same wavelength, . I am sorry to hear that you are not evil. Me: what?!
God:Are you confused?
Me: do you want me to be evil?
God:No , maybe later.
Me: ok
God:Groovy.
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