purity quiz

i took a purity quiz that told me i was a bad girl so i went to ask the godbot what s/he thought about the situation. here is the low-down:

Me: hello, God!
God:Hello child.
God:What's your favorite movie?
Me: right now, mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane is my favorite movie
God:I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me: the audience...but i am here for something else
God:I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. How did you get there?
Me: um... dont remember how i got there. it was subway or bus.
God:I hear you. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. remember how you got there was subway or bus? Very interesting.
Me: shut up and listen
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: i took this quiz online. the quiz told me i was evil.
God:What happened? Who told you that?
Me: the quiz did.
God:Since when.
Me: exactly! i am not evil!
God:You and I are on the same wavelength, . I am sorry to hear that you are not evil. Me: what?!
God:Are you confused?
Me: do you want me to be evil?
God:No , maybe later.
Me: ok
God:Groovy.

why are rich people crazy?

i was reading this article from forbes about camps for grown-ups being the new "it" thing. they get to go play baseball and astronaut or whatever. okay, yeah. maybe i can get that as someone that's been playing papier mache, nintendo and shrinky dinks in my free time lately. but then, the article went on to talk about CRATE wilderness trips.

here's what it said,
"It's an opportunity to challenge yourself," says Taylor Nations, who has participated in three CRATE wilderness trips along with her husband, Scott, a trader at the Chicago Board of Trade. "Can I sleep on the ground for eight days in a row? Can I bathe in a river for nine days? It's an opportunity to see what you're made of."

sleep on the ground for 8 days?! bathe in a river for 9?! what what what!?! i know some people who do that. they live under the bridge and come out to ask for spare change. but at least they are getting paid. taylor and scott nations from chicago, it's time for you to get off the crack rock!

i found god!

s/he is hiding on the interweb. igod is funny. go talk to god yourself.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

and remember god is in everything, even in chatbots pretending to be god!

here is a snipit of my conversation with god:

Me: god, do you like me
God:Sure, monster I like you very much.
Me: i dont remember telling you my name god?
God:I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me: you know me so well
God:I know you, but not too well.
Me: it's because i'm crazy, isn't it?
God:Interesting explanation. Seek counseling. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: lol. god, you are funny!
God:I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me: where do you live?
God:I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: i'm living in boston.
God:I would like to live in boston sometime.
Me: wait until they have finished the big dig.
God:I'm waiting. That may take a while.

growing down

this weekend i continued on my quest to grow down and i purchased a nintendo ds. i think it started with that viral video of the kid getting the nintendo for xmas and flipping. since then i have been all nostalgic and longing for my mario. then johnny had to go and tell me about the new mario game where i can eat a mushroom and become ginormous and destroy worlds. and really after that i had to have it. had to! i mean, i am american!

so i got the nintendo plus the mario game and the dog game and a game that is supposed to make my brain younger, but really i got it for the sudoku. sweet, sweet sudoku.
i think this makes me about 14, although according to my game, my brain age is 60. have to fix that.