there will be...

i finally watched there will be blood over the weekend. johnny and i have been trying to see that one, but the timing was always off, so we kept seeing other films instead. so anyway, saw it, loved it.

i decided "there will be blood" wasn't really a fitting title, but sort of a notice of what was to come. so here is a list of some other possible titles/notices for the film.

there will be exorcisms

there will be an oil-man

there will be american sign language

there will be bowling

10 valentines day gifts you can make for your bf

i was reading an article called, "10 Valentine's Day Gifts You Can Make for Your Boyfriend". i'm crafty. i make things. i don't have a bf, but i do have a valentine. so it seemed relevant. but let me tell you something, if you want to keep that valentine of yours, you will NOT, under any circumstances, do the things on this list.

1. personalized picture frame
2. handwritten card
3. relationship scrapbook
4. decorated coffee mug
5. photo collage
6. write a book (about your relationship)
7. make invitation with hearts and flowers on it (yes, it really said that) to a homemade dinner
8. decorate a pillowcase with hearts and flowers and messages like sweet dreams
9. coupon books
10. decorated sugar cookies in little heart shapes

no guy on the planet wants gifts involving flowers, hearts and photo collages. if you want to do something that your bf will really like, better to stick with the Bs--bjs, beer, beef and boobs.