Sunday, December 31, 2006

my very own new year's rockin eve eve

for new year's eve eve we went to TTs to see 2 of my favorite bands in the world: the charms and muck and the mires. the show was poptacular! i was also excited because a week ago i got a regular old consumer digital camera for those times when i'm going to a pub or some junk and don't want to lug my d200. i love the camera and want to marry it as soon as gay marriage leads to us being allowed to marry whatever the fuck we want--like turtles, cameras and catchy pop-rock bands.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

cookie parties

i went to a cookie party last weekend. what is a cookie party? a cookie party is where a group of chicks get together at one of said chick's apts, armed with their fav cookie recipe and bakes.
there were like 10 of us. i ate at least 20 cookies. prolly more. i was completely stuffed by the end of the night with cookie goodness and couldn't eat dinner. which was probably a good thing, since i'm sure i consumed enough calories in 3 hours to last 3 days.
the point of this blog is this: cookie parties are awesome you should totally have one. best...parties...ever.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Christmas Goat?


oh christmas goat, oh christmas goat
what does the baby jesus do while he waits to make his appearance in the manger, maybe he hangs out with the christmas goat?

The biggest Christmas Goat in the World

The strange history of the Gävle Goat began in 1966. A man named Stig Gavlén came up with the idea of making a giant version of the traditional Swedish Yule goat of straw and placing it on (Slottstorget) Castle Square in central Gävle. On 1 December the 13-metre tall, 7-metre long, 3 tonne goat stood on the square. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, the goat went up in smoke. The perpetrator was found and charged with vandalism.
In 1967 the goat was left unmolested.In 1968 the goat was again left unmolested.
In 1969 the goat was burned on New Year's Eve.In 1970 the first goat burned six hours after it was erected. Two heavily intoxicated youths were tied to the crime. With contributions from several donors, the goat was rebuilt, this time of reeds.
In 1971 the local merchants who had previously built the goat abandoned the project, tired of seeing it burn each year. The science association at the Vasaskolan upper secondary school took over. Their little goat was broken to pieces.
In 1972 the goat collapsed due to sabotage.In 1973 the goat's fate is unknown.
In 1974 the goat burned down.
In 1975 the goat's fate is unknown.
In 1976 a car crashed into the goat.In 1977 the goat's fate is unknown.
In 1978 the goat was broken to pieces again.
In 1979 the goat was burned before it was even put together. A new one was built and treated with fire-proofing, but was later sabotaged and broken to pieces.
In 1980 the goat burned down on Christmas Eve.
In 1981 the goat was spared.
In 1982 the goat burned down on St. Lucia Day, 13 December.
In 1983 the goat's legs were broken off.
In 1984 the goat burned down on St. Lucia Eve.
In 1985 the 12.5-metre high goat first made the Guinness Book of World Records. Burned down in January.
In 1986 the local merchants took over building the goat again. From this date on, two goats are built each year, one by the merchants and one by Vasaskolan. The big goat was burned down the night before Christmas Eve.
In 1987 the goat was carefully treated with fire-proofing. It still burned down the week before Christmas.
In 1988 the goat was spared. Its survival was now included on British betting lists.
In 1989 the goat burned down before it was even built. A public collection was taken up and a new goat was built, which burned down in January. In March 1990 another goat was built for the premiere of the film "Black Jack".
In 1990 the goat was spared. Many volunteers guarded it.
In 1991 the goat was accompanied by an advertising sleigh - which turned out to be an unauthorised construction. It burned on Christmas Eve morning. It was rebuilt to be sent to Stockholm in a campaign to stop the closing of the I 14 regiment.
In 1992 the goat burned after eight days. The Vasaskolan goat burned the same night. It was built again, but burned again on 20 December. The starter of all three fires was arrested.
In 1993 the Vasaskolan goat made the Guinness Book of World Records, measuring 16 metres high. It was spared this year.
In 1994 the goat was spared.
In 1995 the goat burned down on Christmas Day morning. It was rebuilt for the town's 550th anniversary.
In 1996 the goat survived. For the first time it was monitored by a web camera.
In 1997 the goat survived with minimal damage by fireworks.
In 1998 the goat burned on 11 December, despite a snowstorm. It was built again.
In 1999 the goat burned a few hours after being built. A new one was in place for St. Lucia Day.
In 2000 the goat burned a few days before New Year's. In 2001 the goat burned on 23 December. The starter of the fire, a 51-year-old man from USA, was arrested.
In 2002 the goat survived.
In 2003 the goat burned down two nights before St. Lucia Eve. A new goat was in place about a week later and it survived in one piece.
In 2004 the goat burned down on 21 December, three days before Christmas. The goat was not rebuilt.
In 2005 the goat burned down on 3 December. A new goat was in place on 8 december and managed to survived.

Friday, December 01, 2006

DECEMBER 22: Mark your calendars

everyone, listen. are you listening? it's time we put our political views aside and take a couple of steps toward the center and participate. it could really change the world.




The Event
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.



WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction. (yay that means US!)



WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.



WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!