attention rakes and hoes

i was home sick the other day watching vh1. (i know what y're thinking but, i slept through PIR. yeah, i know, PIR and sick days are like *this*.) anyhoo, back to the story, so i was watching best week ever and they bleeped the word "hoe". how are you gonna bleep hoe? i was totally shocked! especially because in the next sentence the guy said whore and that wasn't bleeped. how did hoe get to be worse than whore? and even bitch, because they don't even bleep bitch anymore. hoe? seriously. hoe?

jagshemash!

i went to see the borat movie last night! it was well worth the 2 1/2 hours i waited at the movie theatre to be one of the lucky 145 to get in. my sides ached, my tear ducts ran dry, and i may have peed a little in my favorite panties. it was the best comedy i have seen in a long ass time. is so nice!

boy, i'll tell you what!

i'm back from arkansas. we did some rodeo and some cave peeping. i call it cave peeping because it didn't envolve any fancy repelling or anything--we are talking handicapped accessible cavern--we just walked around inside looking at all the purdy colored formations, like these in the soda straw room.

the rodeo was fun to watch. my little cousin (he is my cousin's son, whatever that makes him to me. i've been told second cousin by some and first cousin once removed by others.) like i was saying, my little cousin did some calf riding and some goat tying. i hoped they would get to bring the goat home and eat it, but apparently not. oh well.

we shoved our faces with tasty southern food and my favorite chocolate cookies. and that about sums it all up. it's arkansas for pete's sake. you can't ask for much.
now i have to get caught up on all the work i missed, but i'll try to myspace tonight if i don't fall asleep in my dinner plate.